Friday, October 13, 2006

Military misconceptions

After reading many blogs of the other gender, there seems to be always this same complain that I read abt that they have for us men. We always tlak about our army days. Today I was having lunch at teh arts canteen and there was this couple seated nexted to me. This was teh convo that followed :

Gal : tell me, you are a commando rite, so is the rank of normal commando the same as an officer.
(This bitch was obviously gushing when asking this)

Guy : Erm...Er... no lah its not the same rank, but more like teh respect, commandos get teh respect form normal officers becos of teh training they go thru.
(Hey fucktard, why were yous so hesitant to say that commandos that are CPL are just that, FUCKING CPLs with the red hat, why be so dubious abt answering and why add that respect line, trying to impress that bitch is it?)

Gal : Oh.....*and proceeds to gush somemore*

Its so obvious that the gal is interested in the guy whom she procceds to ask if she can taste a bit off his plate. You see, guys talk about army is becoz there are bitches like these that gush over how macho a guy is with all his army bullshit.

So for all wannabe bitches out there, commando, whether pte,cpl or sgt in rank is just that, a commando at that rank which at no time is equivalent to an officer rank in other units. And that respect shit, we dun give no shit abt wad training they get, hey guards get the same training as them red headed chickens but becoz of the lack of the fabled parajump, they get shit for ns pay. They onnly pull that respect crap coz they want to get into your pants.

Oh I was once enlisted in the commandos during BMT and from wad i know, they are all meatheads whom do not use their brains much and muscle past a problem most of the time.