Morons in the campus

While queing for food, these 2 guys were having this convo behind me.

Guy A: What you want to drink

Guy B: I think I will have something healthy

Guy A: Which is?

Guy B: I think i will have a fruit shake.

Guy B(carries on): You know, a chocolate shake

Guy A: chocolate?

Guy B: you know, chocolates are fruits right, they come from plants, cocoa beans to be exact, thus its a fruit, so I am going to have a fruit shake.

Guy A: ....

Hey dumbass, if chocolate is a fruit so are potatoes. To think this is the future of our country, gawd save us all.