Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Better growth this yr?

Well it has been announced that growth this yr would be better than teh projected 7% in june, and there is tok about more than 1 month's bonus aside from teh 13th month. Yipee for me... I get to get extra cash. I finally have more moeny to spend or save at least.

Well If I do get much more than I expect this yr, I might get a special Christmas pressy for that whine special someone. :P

Aside form that, I came across these one liners on the web, for all you philosophy nuts.

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

10. Is there another word for synonym?

11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

19. Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines?

20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

25. How is it possible to have a civil war?

26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have "S" in it?

30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Need some Cheese this holiday.......


Well those american adverts always proclaim something good on sunday just like that. Anyway back to the topic, actually I wanted to blog about this even before hari raya. Coz I know wad crappy shows are going to be shown over the holiday weekend. to teh horrors of teh viewers the shows cannot be crappier. I had a good laff in teh production booth in media works as my gal was producting teh trailers for the shows. Lets see wad do we have here....

Sin'BAD' and the seven seas

Dun get this mixed up with the normal sinbad that we are all used to seeing, you know, teh scrony looking one that is more of a finess fighter, this sin'BAD' has huge bulging muscles that will but some body builders to shame. In the show there is this shot of the 'beautiful' princess locked on this weird table, but look at teh shackles...its made of acrylic....WTF they had acrylic then? The this scene where by muscle bound sin'BAD' punches the head off this freaky looking thing? In short, all I can say is 'He is sooooooooo BAD, its funny'.

Killer clowns from outer space

Do I need to even go into detail for this one? With a title like that how good do you think this show can be. There is more cheese in this flick than that of a double stuffed crust pizza sold in pizza hut. For starters the clowns look freaky, then they seem to pop out of no where (any enclose box usually garuantees a hiding place for one of them. They got this cheesy gun that traps ppl in balls. Use this huge vaccum cleaner to suck up all teh humans they harvest? WTF is wrong with some cheesy movie makers...

The amazing shrinking woman

Nuff said.... it says it all, its a shrinking woman... on the bright side, she gets tighter everytime..... :P ok its bad humour... but its not as bad as this show.... trust me.

After that kind of spread of cheesy over the weekend, no wonder some ppl die of calcium overload. Thank heavens I was away from a TV and was at some secluded spot in sillypore enjoying nature at its best, well sort of.

With shows like these still airing, its not a wonder why media works channel i dept is being closed down. how to make money from sponsors if teh shows are so cheesy. On the bright side, they are goingto show 'Briget jones diary' which shld be fairy entertaining.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Oh well time to get back on track

Been a while since I had blogged, aside from trying to hope that ppl loose interest in my blog so no one reads it and a hectic lifestyle to boot. I really find it hard to sit still for 5 mins to blog. I guess by now everyone is familiar with teh happenings, I will not comment much about it anymore. Lets jst say put it behind us and move on(wad else do you want? my blood?)

I was at this raving house party filled with horny ang mohs, horny gays and horny sluts on satyurday. I as a responsible driver, did not drink a drop of alcohol. No point loosing my license to such a behaviour rite? Well at least not till I have gotten my 24 pts.

Back to the party, aside from toking about male/female ejaculation adn having a certain wise lady to tell us that women do have ejaculations ( I think she was drunk ) I also witness some horny ( read as cheap ) women that were literally throwing themselves on some ang mohs. Oh well we chinks have 1.4 inch dicks....wat to do??

Anyway i Was noticing how eagar these woman throw themselves onto to an ang moh, given the same situation they will feel disgusted if a chinese guy did the same thing that the angmoh did, his hands roame from on top of her crotch (read as pubic area) to the sides of her breast, she showed that his touch was pleasurable by gyrating her ass on to her crotch in a standing position by the kitchen door.

Wad I felt was wrong is that she did it to another guy like 5 mins later. Tok about horny. lucky I look like a typical chink with a 1.4 inch dick that makes these act not so tight women stay teh hell away form me. I like to do my observations, uninfluenced and unhindered. In short it was a place with a setup of a mass orgy going to happen, but i guess it never happened.

The rest of a weekend was a bit of a bore, having another DVD party on sunday afternoon that lead to not much DVD watching and nothing to write about, I shall skip it all.

Then last ite a certain someone called me on my home phone ( not my personnal room phone) to my horror it was......................... JUDY, crazy, stalk, bitch, teeth blow jobber, yes sh eis that bad and more. I was like WTF, I tot the last time wwe had a convo it ended in a 'she wun call me again' fashion. Here she is calling me again.

I gave her the usual 'fuck me' attitude and see how much of that shit she could take from me. Well theconvo ended with her slamming the phone, after her famous 'I wun call you EVER again, dun regret' line. Well wanna bet she will call me back again same time next yr? She always call me during this time of teh yr, when my bday is ard teh corner and hers is one week after that. Oh well....

I hope you really dun ever call agin.