Monday, May 30, 2005

Anonymity no more.....

Yes after a week of hiding at home, from work, from internet, from blogs, the much dreaded thing has happened.... I have been browned when I was home playing on my xbox on one whole week. Now I am know as Jeffwee...thanks lil miss whiney for that...

oh well serves me right for not telling them my nick then and there. That also explains why my counter has jumped a bit. Anyway a week worth of no updates should quell wadever traffic the brown man has sent my way. I like to remain hidden, why you say? As being too known you tend to loose your private life (and I still want to curse all you bad, dumbass, dun know how yoou pass drivers out there with my flashing finger without my idendity being revealed.

Alas the sweet dream of being an unknown in a world where everyone knows everyone. Yes and thank you mirclay for plugging me. Hows the tongue :P One week of break from work seems to have done nothing for me, I still dun have the zest to work at my office desk, am still stalking many blogs that I read for the whole week worth of updates and trying to find new ways of going home early.

Besides, some of my colleagues read the brown blog and they might even report this blog to my boss if they find out I am writing blogs when I should be working. Oh well. I shall denouce where I work in future then.

About the hideout meet out, its weird when you finally put a face to the blogs you read, esp when you have read this person's blog and found it rather beng/lian and the person turns out to be a guy/gal next door type. You cannot help build a picture of someone whom has been writing on their blogs and have yet to reveal their pictures on their blogs. You seem to always either stereotype or want a person to look the way you have imagined them to look like. But as what they say, sometimes life can be stranger than fiction.

My vegan colleague said something yet again funny today. My supervisor asked for a DVD-R, My vegan colleague suggested to get it from the store officer, my vegan colleague suggested to get the key without the store officer's knowleadge, my vegan colleague suggested to take one DVD-R and put the key back. My vegan colleague did not mention to sign out for it. The rest of us were like dot dot dot. I really wonder wad is in his head sometimes.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

I need to update the blog but.....

Moving back to the 3rd floor has taken longer than expected, now I only have 1 network point to service 3 pcs and work is slow, well I dun feel like working, the normal assholes still bug me(drivers on roads, pple with vendettas with me...the works)

I will be watching star ward tomorrow thru my company subsidised screening. I get to watch it at lower than half the price normal movie goers get to. Its no big deal. No word when they gonna give the tix though.

A lot of admin to settle else Lil miss whiney kills me. I am the sort whom hate changes in my life but sometimes you got to make a huge leap and make soem drastic changes to be happier. I am at that edge now and making the final run down to leap.

Oh yeah Murphy you better stay out of my way else I will condem all your decendants with no anuses.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Small Penis syndrome strikes again

During the past weekend I met with a person that is not just egoistic but also suffers from small penis syndrome. I was told off in a rather harsh manner for being too helpful and friend and thus was told to stay away, well he basically said fuck off. Aside from that he also flew in a rather dangerous manner which endangered my life and has the cheek to call me names after that.

I have no quams with being told off, I do felt that maybe it was me being too 'imposive' as he stated and thus I think that was my mistake. For that I had apologized, but since he had told me to stay away and since i felt that he was rather dangerous to have ard, I made a post in some obscure forums about the way he flew but at no time I mentioned any names. I just wanted to voice my unhappiness about having my life threatened thus made the community aware of such actions thus trying to diswayed the rest from flying in teh same manner.

Usually inteh field if there is an individual that flies in that dangerous way, we would go up to that person and tell them nicely that he shld regard our safety 1st. Same thing with this guy, but only thing is he did not want me near him. so I put a general warning to all to be more considerate when flying.

I made the second mistake of adding some parts addressing his rudeness towards me, yet still not mentioning any names. He could have ignored wad I said an dcould have not bothered about the little world we reside in, since that forums usually has only at most 15 active members and since he considers himself an outsider from that particular forums. Yet this guy, lets call him asshat, I go no better name for him, chose not to ignore and engaged in a lengthy flame war with me.

Also he seems to dwell on the past of things, bringing up issues more than a year old to hold his arguemnet. Now the small penis part, well for every post I put, he had to reply not once, but twice, meaning taht after he re-read my post he felt more angry and wanted to add more. He stated that my existence did not bother him, yet with every post I made he had to reply to it, with some words in caps, meaning that I do bother him and my existence irks him, thus his own contridiction.

Another finer point is he likes to read certain portions of wad I write, as he seems to block out certain words and really want to look at the worst possible way I meant something. An example : You fly well and are good at teh sticks but the plane looks a tad ugly, he will read it as : you are but ugly. That kind of self filtering. The last line was not a real line but it seems that his method of filtering words is teh same.

I have admitted to my flaws at the field but when I point out that he flew over my head at 10ft at 160Km/h, he managed to turn it ard to put the blame on me saying that I am too 'kuniang' to sound off that I was going to retrieve my plane after I had shouted loudly that I was landing. Ask you guys one thing... if I shouted landing, what would be the next thing I should do after landing? Retrieve the plane or leave it there? Its a no brainer and he feels that wadever he does is always rite, including flying at restricted sights that we had adviced against him to for the law my catch up on us.

In the said forums I made the 1st mistake when I called him petty for remembering something older than a year and at that time when I made the comment I was rather in the wrong state of mind. Further more after reading the thread he dug out, I realized that my comments were not even addressed to him but someone he knows, wad he feel he is doing is justice for others? So he empower himself to start an ugly game of calling me names. From his 1st post in the thread he started calling me stupid, to asshole, to dickhead, to kuniang and to wadever other concoctation he has feel to describe me. I have not read his latest reply as I feel it is not important anymore as I have already proven wad an asshat he is making himself look like, thus the name.

I am wrong to call him petty and a jerk. He has proven that he is beyond petty and being a jerk. With viewing all his double post replies on my single post, I also can safely say that he puts all other sufferers of SPS(Small penis Syndrome) to shame. Its ok to have the last say, its not ok to have the last say twice, it makes you look twice as dumb.

So Basically what we have here is a person that 1) does not admit wrong in any of his doings, making him a self righteous bastard 2)is beyong pettiness 3) makes a good example of wad an infantile person is 4) does not read properly wad is posted and is admanment that wad he read was right when it isn't.

The last reply I gave was in the middle of the nite, coz I went out to send someone home late and came home not sleepy and wondered if the asshat had reply to other reply and boy was I not disappointed to see him continue his childish infantile banter and throwing in a few more names for me. I just gave him a reply thanking him for the reply and making himself look like a self righteous dumbass himbo who dun read everything and is too dumb to understand satire and likes to create numerous names for me that contridict each other. Well not in those words of coz and I feel that i dun need to read his replies anymore, it just got boring after the 3rd reply that he only harps on the past or 1 or 2 points, wun apologize when he is in the wrong and finds other crude names to call me and contridicting himself while doing it.

I might have been a tad petty to start the thread I admit and my true intentions was to vent at how dangerous this can get when one is out of control, also that being told off is not something you can stomach quietly esp when the works fuck and off are included.

It is also sad that he used to be from the same unit where I was, and I was some lazy storeman (his words) in those days and when someone told us wad a fucker he was, the 'lazy'storemen did defend him and felt that he was rather 'nice'. Now I can truely believe those comments about him inthe past but I dun drag up past history, so I digress

Monday, May 16, 2005

Famous???? Who gives a fuck?!

Why is it that ppl whom are famous (or think they are famous) think that they shld be given preferential treatment? I mean even if you ar ereally famous (maybe a world regconized star) why shld you be able to cut cues or get into exclusive clubs without paying? Even if you are some minister or president's kid you shld know that you are not the minister nor president, thus cue up and pay to get into places the same as everyone else

Me, I have never idolize anyone, be it star or singer or some famous blogging idiot. I find it dumb to idolize a person that has the same strengths, or inthis case weakest as myself. If they person can run faster than a bullet you tell me, if the person can shoot x-rays out of his eyes you tell me, if a person swings a sabre of light and uses the force you tell me. Aside from being super human, I have never felt anyone is of idol quality to me.

So if I was famous I would like everyone to give me the same treatmet I get when I was not famous, I believe in being humble, I dun act like a spoilt brat just because I think I am somebody. If you think that being famous means you got power, then you are sure wrong, just remember this when you go out late at night, a rapist dun care if you are famous or not, he will rape you, a thief will not care whom you are, he will rob you, and killer can just kill you for kicks and he wun even care whom you are.

My favourite line would be, 'A 5.56mm NATO round will kill me the same way it will kill you, so how different are you?'

Friday, May 13, 2005

My Vegan Colleague

I have a vegan colleague, that means he eats only vegetables. My vegan colleague is very gentle, my vegan colleague is very soft spoken, my vegan colleague is very rich and my vegan colleague sometimes say the 'funniest' things.

Me : what drink is that?

Vegan : ice cocktail

Me : how much is it?

Vegan : 70cents

Me : thats cheap

Vegan : not really

Me : But outside it will cost $1

Vegan : But there is nothing much in this, just cocktail and ice

Me : Hello..... it is 'iced cocktail' what else you want in it?

See he can be very funny sometimes. Anyway why I say he is rich is becoz for the years he work with me and the same pay he gets as me, I bought a car and have not seen him lavish on things even new clothes. So from my estimates and him admitting he does nothing much but stay at home and watch tv on weekends, I beleive that he has close to ard 50K in his bank cash.

He doews not seem to indulge in anything so where can he spend his money? So any gals need a rich sugar daddy, pls contact me for his information :P

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

The Tioman Trip

Ok I said I would be uploading the pics of teh trip, so here they are. Since I Lil miss whiney took a lot of pics, I thought it would be tter if I made a story board with them to depict the trip.

We arrived at the causeway to find this crazy lorry driving down the pavement mowing down pedestrains as he went along


Ok he was not really on that side of the road, just that the camera caught the reflection of the other side and created a nice effect.

Then our bus made its way to mersing to let down some passengers


After a 15 min delay we were on the way to 'Tanjong Gemok' (dun ask me why its called edge of the fat, who knows wad these crazy malaysians are thinking at that time). We boarded our fast ferry and they made sure that all the seats were taken before they let the boat set sail.


After one hour or so of riding the not really fast ferry we finally see land, Tioman our destination


When we got off the ferry terminal it was so hot that I felt my skin sizzle under the hot sun.


Thus We made a half dash to the resort to get our rooms as soon as possible.


The resort looks rather good, as seen in this pathway its not as backward as I thought it would be


We went to this place for lunch and the fried rice was heavenly, I could almost still taste the sea in the sotong. They also had ramly burger.


The Place had lots of indigenous vegetation that gave it a pacific getaway feel


After counting the cocnuts the tree had we made it to our rooms and splashed on our 130SPF sun screens to go for a evening swim. During which we encountered jelly fish and decided to end our swim, but not before we saw some of the more colourful marine life that swam up to us. After the swim we decided to take a walk around to see wad we could find.

Lil miss whiney saw these 2 guys but felt that it was a good composition while I tot that the buldge on one of the guy is bad compostion....


It was so hot we could not resist this on the way to the Jetty for our walk


We finally got to the jetty on sunset.


She took my back as I walked to the jetty


Well the 1st day was rather slow and not much happening. At nite we decided to go out for a walk, outside the sky was filled with stars, like a million of them, just like the time I was in rockhampton for my SAF training and stuck atop a barren hill. It is something we do not see in singapore for all the lights in our city dims out the stars that are usually visible.

On the jetty there is this row of seats that was placed there for ppl to rest, but in the morning when we went to the jetty for our morning walk I found it here now.


The tide is very low in the mornings such that you can actually walk to the out cropping that we we had to swim to in order to get to it on the 1st day we arrived. We caught this random guy looking out into the low tide of the sea


Proof of low tide

before pic

after pic

Small Island we swam to the day before, now you can walk to it

There was a mudskipper in one of the ponds of water left by the low tide. Can you see it?


We took a walk at the beach before going back to our room to change for the scheduled snorkeling trip we had. but spot this feline walking towards us.


He then did something that only my chinchila does


He rolled on the sand and used it to bath at my feet.

Lil miss whiney spotted her shadow on the sand and decided to take it, see she can be a super model...


She was satisfied after that as seen in this pic


During the trip due to the fact that it would be wet, no photos were taken. But we did see many fishes and Lil Miss whiney spotted a spotted eel (punt intended). The eel looked to be ard a meter long and had a head bigger than that of my hand. No one seemed to have spotted the eel but us.

We only reached back to the resort after 1pm and were dead tired. We decided to have a nap and maybe go for another evening swim, but we woke up at ard 6pm and was too late to have our swim as we feared jelly fish were coming in with the evening current.

The beach chairs looked aluring, calling us to rest on them


We saw some of the native kids rowing a boat, but somehow this pic reminds me of the 'music video' we are singapore.


Dinner was lonelily cheap at a astounding $RM40 with 4 dishes at the place only seafood restaurant.


Then we went back to the room for an early rest and booze we bought at the shop at a dirt cheap price of $RM48 for a bottle of malibu.

Next morning it was time to pack up and leave this beautiful place and head back to sillypore, but i think i spotted something sillier

I am sure she is too young to play with that

Before we departed we knew that our early lunch would also mean that we will be hungry so we decided to have a ramly on the go

She looks so happy cooking it for us

And it was to the Jetty after that..


We turned ard for our one last look at the island and it felt like the gods were not happy seeing us leave its island

See the clouds touching the hills? So cool eh?

We smuggled ourselves back to sillypore under a ton of fish in this


No lah we took the same route back the way we came an dthat concludes the trip...that was a long post.

Friday, May 06, 2005

Back from Tioman

I am back at work. Almost a week of holidays that went by too fast. i think I will take another week later. Anyway I was at tioman over teh long week end. the trip there was uneventful a bit long. Luckily I did not get sea sick on the ferry ride to the island. Though my head was hurting at that time.

When we disembarked the 1st thing we noticed is that the sun was burning our skins. It was hot. We quickly made our way to the resort checked in and got all our stuff into the room. !st thing to do wa sto turn up the a/c and cool ourselves. Then next was to satisfy our grumbling tummies. We also made arrangements for the next days snorkeling.

Lunch was fired rice and fired beehoon kampung style. The sotong in the fired rice is so fresh you can taste the sea in it, I swear!! Then we went back to the room for a rest and waited for teh sun to be less scorching and went for a light swim. Towards the northwest of the resort there was an out crop island very nearby and we wanted to swim to it.

The current between the outcroping and the main island was very stronga nd it prevented us from getting there at 1st. So we explored the rocks at the main island side. The water being cool in the hot sun was to much of our relief as we used our own snorkels to explore the area. We also had previously applied lots of SPF 130 sunscreen to protect ourselves from being a burnt belachan as we went ard looking underwater

Clear blue waters, abundant life under the waters, it all seem like a paradise for us. We were astounded that teh fishes actually swam very close to use to feed onteh rocks. Many of these fishes were curious with us and came very near my feet. It was like swiming in an aquarium. Its the 1st time I have such a close encounter with colourful sea life so close and in the wild. It was a good experience.

Will update day 2 when I get teh photos.